Sunday, June 29, 2008

50 months later

The junk I’d planned for my last Saturday in HK had to be cancelled due to a black rain storm that morning, in fact during just one hour of the tempest a record 145mm of rain fell, it was clearly time to leave HK and to take on the Great British summer.

So, I had a few final final drinks, boxed up the last of my things and once Hannah arrived we were ready to go. Unfortunately virtually as we left the flat my 100 litre plus hold-all burst its seams in a very terminal fashion! A note was rapidly written for Matt (flatmate) to forward some essentials, the charity shop gained a few pairs of shoes and I stuffed anything I could into an old 65 l rucksack Zoe had left me to bin about 9 months earlier. Alas, a few hours later I began to think the journey might be doomed as the China Air flight assistant started to serve the “in flight meal” while we were still sat on Shenzhen airport’s runway...

Thankfully after only a little over two hours delay we were on our way again and Beijing bound. We only had a day in Beijing but rather than rushing about in the smog we headed for a remote section of the great wall for a bit of a walk. After following the it for a couple of hours and not seeing a soul we naively thought we’d escaped Chinas rampant capitalism, however as we climbed into one of the wall’s many defence towers we came face to face with a man selling souvenir t-shirts, still, we weren’t complaining as he also had a box of cold drinks.

Being as organised as I am we got our train tickets almost a whole hour before it left Beijing bound (eventually) for St. Petersburg. Now given most people think I can’t sit still for 5 minutes it might be thought Hannah was crazy to agree to travel over 8150km with me by train with only two stops in between, but I’m sure she’ll agree that it was a fantastic trip.

The first leg was a mere 31 hours which took us to Mongolia’s capital, Ulanbattar. Ulanbaatar isn’t much of a city to look at but we took half a day to visited the Gandan Khiid Monastery (when asked at a Mongolia monastery if you like pigeons don’t say “yes but they don’t have enough meat on them”, apparently they rather like them there) Sukhbaatar Square with first of many Ghinggis statues and Peace Hill plus a rather nice karaoke restaurant where our guide Naki sung a couple of Beatles tracks for us (apparently Mongolians like to sing!).

After Ulanbattar we headed into the hills for a couple of nights of archery, horse riding and camel racing on a ger camp (Mongolian version of a Tibetan yert if that helps). The scenery and sunsets on the Mongolian Steppe were spectacular, unfortunately the nomadic horses up there aren’t so reliable and didn’t show up plus it turned out the camel racing was using a pile of sheep ankle bones. On the bright side I won the race and as a prize I was generously allowed to act out a theatrical representation of 12 randomly picked animals to the rest of the group... for the record camels are much harder than badgers!

After the camp it was back on the train, this time for four nights (thankfully this time in our own 1st class carriage) during which time we gazed out of the window as we entered Russia (about 7 hours of boarder based fun), passed lake Baikal for 207 km, traversed Siberia and the Ural Mountains and crossed from Asia to Europe, we also played the unofficial world championships of whist, rummy and the ever popular sh1thead!

One of the most entertaining elements of the train was the dining carriage. The peroxide blond, chain smoking attendant that ran it wasn’t the friendliest woman in the world, however she did seem to take great pleasure in going through the extensive menu pointing to each dish in turn and growling “N’et, n’et, n’et”. It turned out that all she actually had was bread, cheese and borsch but thankfully the three worked very well together, especially when washed down with cold Russian beer.

Moscow fashion sense is fantastic, fantastic that is if you loved the 80s. The city itself however is rather more timeless and we had three great days exploring the Kremlin (Kremlin meaning walled city you know), Red Square (original meaning of red being beautiful not communist), the amazing tube station (sorry Hannah) and searching for an internet cafe (Moscow has no tourist information centres making this as good as impossible). We also found time to happen across a rally for the communist party outside the Central Lenin Museum, take a couple of thousand photos of St. Basils and eat some rather good Caucasian food.

An overnight train to St. Petersburg brought us to the house of Eleanor, a Russian widow who for a small fee rented out a bedroom (her bedroom as if unfortunately turned out) right in the middle of town. We were welcomed with open arms as apparently Hannah is the spitting image of Eleanor’s sister (a year or 40 ago) and from there we explored a city that proved the match of any European capital.

Once we’d cleared the hours of queuing, the Hermitage museum was one of the many highlights, admittedly we didn’t stay long enough to see all the 3 million pieces housed there but we worth a look. The best however we saved for last, for the final night of our trip we managed to get tickets to see Prince Igor in the Marlinsky Theatre. I have to confess that beforehand I wasn’t 100% sure about the idea of Russian Opera and thought I’d be ready to leave in favour of a pint by the interval but the pair of us were absolutely transfixed from start to finish.

And that was the trip (and only about 35 months longer than planned), the following day it was off to Polkovo II and after a quick bounce in Copenhagen we were back on English soil to see sunset over the motherland as we made for Bristol. I have to say England is still one of the most beautiful countries I know. I think I might stay, for a while at least...

JP

Jonathan Partington
Redland, Bristol
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Friday, June 06, 2008

and a ferry

Isn't it ridiculous that we only make the most of places once we know we're leaving. Ok so it isn't entirely true that I've not take advantage of what HK has to offer these past 3 years but this last month has been busy.

First off I found the theatre scene and so went to see what was probably the worse ever rendition of Macbeth (though still entertaining) and on the bright side it did help me learn that a bloke I play rugby with has an extensive collection of replica Scottish weaponry! Not to be deterred I talked the gang into trying again, this time with something a little more contemporary in Popcorn and have to say it was great! God bless am dram. There have also been a couple of trips to the local comedy club which is always a good laugh (as you’d hope) and last weekend I eventually went to Ocean Park to see the Panda’s.

May was also the month for the Asian 5 nations. We (HK not me personally if you were wondering there) played home games against the glorious nation of Kazakhstan and Korea and they were free to watch, happy days. Unfortunately we finished third overall with home results of a narrowly win and heavy lost respectively. Rather disappointing really especially as I know a few of the HK players from my club and they claim to be Asia’s 2nd team.

As the humidity has taken its annual jump into the 90s sport for me has got harder but have still managed a bit of 5-a-side footie and playing a bit of air-conditioned squash. Last weekend also saw me playing golf for the first time in a year, 14 of us took a bus up into China to play for the Red Jacket (too long to explain but beer and rugby related) and the JP memorial trophy (a cast of my face!). All good fun and after a 6:30 am start eventually ended in a night club in Wan Chai at about 3am, as any good sports event should.

The other recent serious social event was a BBQ/ party we held on the roof of my flat, it was a joint birthday and leaving do and involved the mother of all BBQ’s being bought (a four burner beast) along with the local supermarkets entire supply of steaks and sausages plus a couple of trolley loads of drinks. It raged from 1pm until 4am and I’ve been assured by the 60 or so people that tried to keep up with me and my two flat mates over the course of the day that a good time was had by all.

And… if you didn’t already know the leaving part of that party was for me. Yesterday was my 3rd anniversary in HK and I’ve been away from England for over four years in total (a lot longer than I ever planned) so a month ago I resigned and I’m coming home.

Today is my last day in the office and I then have until when Hannah arrives on Wednesday to tie up any loose ends and send all the junk I’ve accumulated home. The pair of us will then be using planes trains and automobiles (plus a ferry to get into China) to cross the 6000 plus miles that lie between HK and the UK, gong via China, Mongolia and Russia.

I’ll be having my final 5:01 club drinks tonight, I’ve organised a final junk trip tomorrow for one final back flip into the South China Sea and I’ll no doubt squeeze in a couple more final drinks before I go but my overseas adventure is almost over, for now at least…

JP

SMA, Thomson Reuters Office
North Point
Hong Kong SAR